Q: What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonkey!
Q: What do you call a duck who’s always telling jokes?
A wisequacker!
Q: What do you call a factory that manufactures products that are just OK?
A: A satisfactory.
Q: What do you call a ghost comedian?
Dead funny!
Q: What do you call a fake lasagne?
A: An impasta!
Q: What do you call a farm that grows bad jokes?
A: Corny.
Q: What do you call a fast fungus?
A mush-vroom!
Q: What do you call a fight between celebrity actors?
Star Wars!
Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!
Q: What do you call a funny mountain?
A: Hill-arious.
Q: What do you call someone who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A: A mer-maid.
Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A: Toad away!
Q: What do you call an M&M that went to college?
A: A smarty.
Q: What do you call an owl that’s a magician?
A: Who-dini.
Q: What do you call blackbirds that stick together?
A: Vel-crows.
Q: What do you call broccoli when it becomes a ghost?
It becomes cauliflower!
Q: What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
Nacho cheese!
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
Q: What do you call fruit playing the guitar?
A: A jam session.
Q: What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?
A: A cellfie.
Q: What do you call milk that gets anything it wants?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What do you call Santa when he’s on a tea break?
Santa Pause!
Q: What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
Subordinate Clauses!
Q: What do you call shorts that clouds wear?
A: Thunderwear.
Q: What do you call someone that saw an iPhone being stolen?
A: An iWitness.
