33.
How do you throw a party in space?
You planet.
32.
Why was the moon out of money?
It was down to its last quarter.
31.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
Give me a ring when you get home.
30.
Why did the planet break up with her boyfriend?
Because she needed some space.
29.
Where do astronauts like to relax after work?
At the space bar.
28.
What was the planet’s favorite type of music?
Nep-tunes.
27.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
26.
What did Mars say to Venus?
Get out of my space.
25.
Why didn’t the sun go back to college?
Because it already had a million degrees.
24.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
23.
What did Earth say to the rocket?
You’re a blast.
22.
What did the planet get when it didn’t win the contest?
A constellation prize.
21.
How do astronauts buy their coffee?
With star bucks.
20.
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
19.
What does an astronaut call his ex from the space station?
SpaceX.
18.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
You guys have no life.
17.
Why did the people not like the restaurant in space?
They said there was no atmosphere.
16.
How can you tell the planets were angry at the sun?
They started a revolution.
15.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
14.
Why did the cow go into space?
So he could land on the moooon.
13.
Why did the astronauts struggle when they landed on Venus?
Because they faced a lot of pressure.
12.
What do you do with an astronaut who is upset?
Give him space.
11.
Why did the star get arrested?
It was a shooting star.
10.
Why couldn’t the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?
Because it was full!
9.
Why did the cow go to space?
To visit the milky way.
8.
Did you hear about the book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.
7.
What did the moon say to its therapist?
I’m going through a difficult phase.
6.
Why don’t people visit Mars?
Because the prices are astronomical.
5.
Why couldn’t the planet concentrate on his work?
Because he kept spacing out.
4.
Q: Why did Mercury stay home?
A: Because he had a very high temperature.
3.
Q: Why are astronauts so arrogant?
A: Because they are not down to earth.
2.
Q: Why is the sun so annoying?
A: Because it always has to be the center of the universe.
1.
Q: What did the alien say to the cat?
A: Take me to your litter.
