Did you hear the celery got arrested?
They charged him with stalking.
Q: Why are policemen such great volleyball players?
A: They know how to serve and protect.
Q: On what show do police officers solve crimes committed by garden gnomes?
A: Lawn & Order.
Q: Why did the NYPD show up at the Mets game?
A: They heard someone was stealing bases.
Q: What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?
A: A cellfie.
Q: One fire truck and 20 cops show up to a call. What happened?
A: Dunkin Donuts burnt down.
Q: Why did the coffee call 911?
A: It was mugged.
Did you hear they arrested the Energizer bunny?
He was charged with battery.
Q: Why did the sheriff lock up his girlfriend?
A: She stole his heart.
Did you hear about the two peanuts who walked through a bad neighborhood?
One was assaulted.
The police caught a person erasing people’s criminal records.
They said he was a real pro for a first offender.
Who’s the most famous lawn detective?
Sherlock Gnomes.
