26.
What is a bird’s favorite type of math?
Owl-gebra.
25.
What is a math teacher’s favorite snake?
A pi-thon.
24.
What is a math teacher’s favorite vacation destination?
Times Square.
23.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?
Geometry.
22.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of music?
Algorithm and blues.
21.
What’s a mathematician’s favorite ride at the amusement park?
The roller coaster—because it goes up and down like a graph!
20.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
19.
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
Its parents wouldn’t cosine.
18.
Why did Pi get its driver’s license revoked?
Because it didn’t know when to stop.
17.
Why did the algorithm go to therapy?
Because it had too many loops and couldn’t unwind.
16.
Why did the math professor divide sin by tan?
Just cos.
15.
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees.
14.
Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
It was a mean thing to say!
13.
Why did the two fours skip lunch?
Because they already 8!
12.
Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
Because it had more cents.
11.
Why did the math teacher talk to circles?
Because there’s no point!
10.
Why don’t mathematicians argue with logic?
Because it’s always right in the end.
9.
Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.
8.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
7.
Why is the obtuse triangle bad at debating?
Because it is never right.
6.
Why should you never start a conversation with pi?
It’ll just go on forever.
5.
Why was the equal sign so humble?
He knew he wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
4.
Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal?
Because he would have to convert.
3.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
2.
Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?
Because she sprained her angle.
1.
You know what seems odd to me?
Numbers that can’t be divided by two.
