**26.****What is a bird’s favorite type of math?**

Owl-gebra.

**25.****What is a math teacher’s favorite snake?**

A pi-thon.

**24.****What is a math teacher’s favorite vacation destination?**

Times Square.

**23.****What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?**

Geometry.

**22.****What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of music?**

Algorithm and blues.

**21.****What’s a mathematician’s favorite ride at the amusement park?**

The roller coasterâ€”because it goes up and down like a graph!

**20.****Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?**

Because then it would be a foot.

**19.****Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?**

Its parents wouldn’t cosine.

**18.****Why did Pi get its driver’s license revoked?**

Because it didn’t know when to stop.

**17.****Why did the algorithm go to therapy?**

Because it had too many loops and couldn’t unwind.

**16.****Why did the math professor divide sin by tan?**

Just cos.

**15.****Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?**

Because it was over 90 degrees.

**14.****Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?**

It was a mean thing to say!

**13.****Why did the two fours skip lunch?**

Because they already 8!

**12.****Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?**

Because it had more cents.

**11.****Why did the math teacher talk to circles?**

Because there’s no point!

**10.****Why don’t mathematicians argue with logic?**

Because it’s always right in the end.

**9.****Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?**

Because they’ll never meet.

**8.****Why is six afraid of seven?**

Because seven eight nine!

**7.****Why is the obtuse triangle bad at debating?**

Because it is never right.

**6.****Why should you never start a conversation with pi?**

It’ll just go on forever.

**5.****Why was the equal sign so humble?**

He knew he wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.

**4.****Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal?**

Because he would have to convert.

**3.****Why was the math book sad?**

Because it had too many problems.

**2.****Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?**

Because she sprained her angle.

**1.****You know what seems odd to me?**

Numbers that can’t be divided by two.