11.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda how deep your ball is in the lake.
10.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tahiti.
Tahiti who?
Tahiti hole in one, you need to hit the golf ball straight.
9.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy for the fairway – not the woods.
8.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy ball retriever needs a new grip, you should give up golf.
7.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen’t anyone repair their divots anymore?
6.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe hit one straight this time?
5.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
I’d cry, too, if I played golf like you.
4.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harvey.
Harvey who?
Harvey gonna take 6 hours for this round – take your shot!
3.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah golf pro who can fix your swing?
2.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one know how many branches your golf ball hit as it entered the woods?
1.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy to have a water golf ball retriever for the round with you!
