Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Q: Why did the kid throw the clock out the window?
A: To see time fly.
Q: Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
A: It’s two-tired.
Q: Why was the stadium hot after the game?
A: Because there had been a ton of fans!
Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A: Open toad.
Q: Why can’t you trust atoms?
A: They make up everything.
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta.
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet.
Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
A: The moo-vies.
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
Q: What kind of music do planets listen to?
A: Nep-tunes.
Q: What do you call a pony with a cough?
A: A little horse.
