12.
Q: How do you report an emergency in spring?
A: You call “May Day! May Day!”
11.
Q: Did you hear the one about the gardener who couldn’t wait for spring?
A: He was so excited, he wet his plants!
10.
Q: What did the tree say during springtime?
A: “Well, this is a re-leaf!”
9.
Q: What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickles?
A: Daffo-dills.
8.
Q: Does February march?
A: No, but April may!
7.
Q: Which month of the year is the shortest?
A: May. It only has three letters.
6.
Q: Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug?
A: She’s having her babies in the spring.
5.
Q: Why are waterbeds so bouncy?
A: They’re filled with spring water.
4.
Q: What did the dirt say to the rain?
A: You’d better cut it out, or my name will be mud!
3.
Q: When is the best time to wash your Slinky?
A: During spring cleaning.
2.
Q: Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
A: Yes, I thaw!
1.
Q: In all of spring, it can rain cats and dogs, but when does it rain monkeys?
A: In Ape-ril.
