16.
Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of trousers with them?
In case they get a hole in one.
15.
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?
Any birdie will do.
14.
Why do golf announcers whisper?
Because they don’t want to wake up the people watching.
13.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing!
12.
What does a golfer like to hear from his wife?
“Talk birdie to me.”
11.
Where do ghouls and ghosts play their golf?
On a golf corpse.
10.
Why was Cinderella such a terrible golfer?
Her coach was a pumpkin.
9.
What do you call a wizard that can turn himself into a golf club?
Harry Putter.
8.
Which pro golfers can jump higher than the flag?
All of them…. the flag can’t jump…
7.
Why are computers such naturally good golfers?
They have a hard drive.
6.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
5.
What should NASA do if it wants to explore water on Mars?
Send a golfer there to hit a golf ball.
4.
What do you call a really friendly golfer?
A social putterfly.
3.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing.
2.
Did you hear that Subway is opening a mini-golf course at some of their restaurants?
I tried it out, but it wasn’t very good. It was sub-par.
1.
What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A skydiver has a better chance of landing on the fairway.
