28.
Why does the ghost hate walking in the rain?
It dampens her spirits.
27.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Keep your eyes on the board while I go through it again.
26.
Why are Ghosts such bad Liars?
Because everyone can see right through them.
25.
Why didn’t the ghost eat at the restaurant?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
24.
Why are ghost so into astrology?
Because they believe in horror-scopes.
23.
What did the barternder say to the ghost at the brewery?
Sorry, we don’t serve spirits here.
22.
What do baby ghosts wear on halloween?
Pillow cases.
21.
Did you hear about the ghost who got lost in the fog?
He will be mist.
20.
How do ghosts stay in shape?
By exorcising.
19.
How do ghosts stay safe in cars?
By buckling their sheet belts.
18.
How does a ghost unlock a door?
With a spoo-key.
17.
What airlines do English ghosts fly?
British Scareways.
16.
What did the parent ghosts say to their kids before a road trip?
Fasten your sheet belts!
15.
What do ghosts have for breakfast?
Terri-fried eggs.
14.
What do ghosts use to style their hair?
Scare-spray.
13.
What do you call a dull ghost?
Boo-ring.
12.
What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I scream.
11.
What noise do ghosts make when they’re sad?
Boo-hoo.
10.
What position do ghosts play on the field?
Ghoul-keeper.
9.
What room does a ghost not need in a house?
A living room.
8.
What’s a ghost’s favorite makeup to wear?
Mas-scare-a!
7.
What’s a ghost’s favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet.
6.
Where did the ghost go for a European vacation?
Boo-dapest.
5.
Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store.
4.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
The Boo-hamas.
3.
Who did the ghost take on a date?
His ghoul-friend!
2.
Why didn’t the ghost dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with.
1.
Why do ghosts love elevators?
It lifts their spirits.
