21.
What kind of nuts always seem to have a cold?
Cashews!
20.
How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it downhill.
19.
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
Sunday School
18.
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race?
Wow, I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
17.
What did one blueberry say to the other blueberry?
If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam.
16.
What did the baby corn say to its mom?
Where’s my popcorn?
15.
How do you ask a foodie out to dinner?
“Lettuce meat for a date.”
14.
What did the grape say when he was squished?
He let out a little wine.
13.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
12.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pears!
11.
What do you call a sunburned potato in Paris?
A French fry.
10.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite kind of joke?
A corny one.
9.
What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?
A jam session.
8.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
7.
What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A box of quackers!
6.
What do you give to a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
5.
What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
4.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
All that was left was de brie.
3.
What has T in the beginning, T in the middle, and T at the end?
A teapot.
2.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
1.
What do you call a pea who woke up on the wrong side of the bed?
Grum-pea
