It was raining cats and dogs the other day.
I almost stepped in a poodle!
Q: What do you call sleeping puppies?
A: Hush Puppies
Q: Why do dogs like conjunctions?
A: They just love buts.
Q: What do you call a dog that has been left outside in the cold for an extended period of time?
A: A chili-dog
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A: A friend you can count on.
Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because frost bites
Q: When you cross a sheepdog with a rose, what do you get?
A: Collie-flower
Q: Why is it called a litter of puppies?
A: Because they’ll trash the place.
Q: What trick did the loaf of bread teach the dog?
A: Roll over!
Q: What do you call a magic dog?
A: A labra-cadabra-dor
Q: Did you hear the one about the dog who ate a bunch of garlic?
A: His bark was worse than his bite.
Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
A: It was a boxer.
Q: What’s a dog’s favourite food?
A: Pawsta.
Q: Why wasn’t the dog a smooth talker?
A: Because all he ever said was “Rough, Rough”
