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47 Cow Jokes

Q: Why do cows wear bells? A: Because their horns don’t work!
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Q: What’s an unusual way to make a milkshake? A: Give a cow a pogo stick.

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Q: What happens when a cow laughs? A: Milk comes out of its nose.
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Q: How do the cows introduce his wife? A: Hey guys! Meat Patty.
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Q: Why did the farmer buy a brown cow? A: He wanted chocolate milk!
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Q: What happened to the depressed cow? A: He made blue cheese.
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Q: What do you call a rude cow? A: Beef jerky.
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Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
A: To get to the Milky Way
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Q: Why don’t cows have money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry.
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Q: What would you call a cow who’s been knighted? A: Sir Loin.
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Q: Where would you find a cow with no legs? A: Right where you left it.
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Q: What did the farmer say to lazy the cow? A: Just give me 2% milk.
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Q: Why don’t cows understand what you say?
A: Because it goes in one ear and out the udder.
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Q: Where do cows go to dance?
A: The Meat Ball
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Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A Milkshake
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Q: What do you call a cow with no ears?
A: Call her all you want, she won’t hear you
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Q: What do you call cows with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock
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Q: How did the farmer find his lost cow? A: He tractor down
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Q: Where do baby cows get their food? A: The cafeteria
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Q: What is the most important use for cowhide? A: Holding the cow together.
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Q: What do you call a skinny cow? A: Lean Beef
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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef
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Q: What do you call a cow that won’t give milk? A: An udder failure
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Q: What do you get from pampered cows? A: Spoiled milk
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Q: Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump a barbwire fence?
A: It was an udder disaster
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Q: What do you call a cow after she has given birth? A: Decaffeinated
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Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? A: It’s pasture bedtime!
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Q: Why did the two cows not like each other? A: They had beef.
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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side!
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Q: What does the farmer talk about while milking a cow? A: Udder nonsense.
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Q: What do you call a cow jumping on a trampoline? A: A milkshake.
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Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose.
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Q: What do you call it when one cow spies on another cow? A: A steak-out.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a cow and rooster? A: Roost beef.
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Q: What has the lone cow been up to lately? A: Nobody’s herd…
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Q: What would you get if you cross an angry sheep and a grumpy cow? A: An animal that’s totally in a baaaaaad moooood.
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Q: Why couldn’t the two cows get along? A: Because they had beef with one another.
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Q: What did the cow say when someone told her a lie? A: Sounds like a lot of bull to me.
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Q: What did Donald Trump tell the cow? A: That’s fake moos!
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Q: What is as big as a cow but weighs nothing? A: His shadow.
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Q: When you cross two ducks and a cow, what do you get? A: Milk and Quackers.
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Q: What did the cows do after someone broke into the barn? A: They beefed up their security.
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Q: What do you call a cow that eats grass? A: A lawn-mooer.
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Q: Why do cows huddle together when it rains? A: To keep each udder dry.
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Q: Why is it so hard to hurt a cow’s feelings? A: Their hides are so thick.
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Q: What would feed a bratty cow? A: Spoiled milk.
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Q: What do you call a sleeping cow? A: A bull-dozer.

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