Q: What do you call a policeman in bed?
An undercover cop!
Q: Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?
He heard someone stole second base!
Q: What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You’re under a vest!
Q: What do you call an alligator in a police vest?
An investigator!
Q: How does a policeman sing?
In a cop-pella!
Q: What did the policeman say to the ice cream?
“Freeze!”
Q: What’s the difference between a computer and a police officer?
One has troubleshooting.
Q: Why did the coffee call 911?
It was mugged.
Q: Who works in tandem with the grammar police?
Corrections officers.
Q: What do you call a female police officer playing guitar?
She-riff.
