15.
Q: Why did the computer show up at work late?
A: It had a hard drive
14.
Q: Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
A: They were Prime mates.
13.
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?
A: Lots of memory!
12.
Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!
11.
Q. What do you call it when you have your mom’s mom on speed dial?
A. Instagram.
10.
Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: Because it was looking for a byte to eat?
9.
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?
A: A screensaver!
8.
Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left its Windows open!
7.
Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data!
6.
Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: It made a website!
5.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
4.
Q: Where do all the cool mice live?
A: In their mousepads
3.
Q. How did the computer get so tipsy?
A. It took too many screenshots.
2.
Q. Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
A. To get to the other slide.
1.
Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because someone stepped on its mouse!
