15.
Q: How are men like coffee?
A: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.
14.
Q: What happened when the coffee was arrested?
A: It got a mug shot.
13.
Q: How is divorce like an Espresso?
A: It’s expensive and bitter.
12.
Q: What’s the opposite of coffee?
A: Sneezy.
11.
Q: What’s a barista’s favorite exercise at the gym?
A: The French press.
10.
Q: What do gossiping pots do?
A: Spill the beans.
9.
Q: What is a bean’s favorite thing to eat on Thanksgiving?
A: Roast.
8.
Q: What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
A: A depresso.
7.
Q: What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got married?
A: We’re meant to bean together!
6.
Q: Why did the kangaroo stop drinking his cup of coffee?
A: It made him too jumpy.
5.
Q: What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee?
A: A mugging!
4.
Q: What do coffee beans say to their Valentines?
A: You keep me grounded.
3.
Q: How are coffee beans like teenagers?
A: They are always getting grounded.
2.
Q: What did the coffee say when it turned up five minutes late?
A: Better latte than never!
1.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A guy that just had 4 shots of espresso!
A guy th—
Now you say, “a guy that just had 4 shots of espresso who?”
