Q: What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
A: A plane in the neck.Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing? I just can’t see them taking off.
Airplane Jokes
Q: Why did the airplane get sent to his room?
A: Bad altitudeQ: What do you call the Swiss president’s airplane?
A: Tobler One.I threw my phone from the roof, and it broke.
I guess airplane mode wasn’t working.Q: What has a nose and flies, but can’t smell?
A: An airplane!I tried to carry my board game onto the airplane, but security said I couldn’t do it.
The risk was too big.Q: What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
A: Put me in coach.The attendant at the Airlines check-in desk said: Window or Aisle?
I replied: Window or you’ll what?Q: Did you hear about the young pilot who flew through a rainbow during his pilot’s exam?
A: He passed with flying colors.Q: Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
A: Because it was overbooked.Q: Who invented the first airplane that wouldn’t fly?
A: The Wrong Brothers.A plane lands, and shortly after, the flight attendant comes over the speaker.
“Hi, folks! Sorry about that rough landing. It wasn’t the captain’s fault. It definitely wasn’t my fault… It was the asphalt.”I have a really good airplane joke I want to share… But I think it might go over your head.Q: What is the difference between God and an airline pilot?
A: God doesn’t think he’s an airline pilot.Q: Why is progress in airplane engineering so slow?
A: Everyone is afraid to make a groundbreaking discovery.A man walks up to the counter at the airport.
“Can I help you?” asks the agent.
“I want a roundtrip ticket,” the man says.
“Where to?” asks the agent.
“Right back to here,” he replies.Q: What do you call an airplane that flies backward?
A: A receding airline.Q: How often do airplanes crash?
A: Just once.A man telephoned an airport in Los Angeles and asked, “How long does it take to fly to Dallas?”
The clerk said, “Just a minute…”
“Thank you,” the man said and hung up.Q: What do airplane builders say about their job?
A: “It’s riveting.”Q: What happens to a bad airplane joke?
A: It never lands.Q: Why can’t spiders become pilots?
A: Because they only know how to tailspin.Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, “Send one of my bags to New Jersey, send one to San Diego, send one to Austin.”
She said, “We can’t do that!”
I said, “You did it last week!”Q: What did the kamikaze pilot tell his students?
A: I’m only going to demonstrate this once, so look closely.Have you heard of the TV show about the airplane?
It sorta crashed and burned, but I think it’s because the pilot wasn’t very good.Q: What do you call it when you’re sick of being in the airport?
A: Terminal illness.Q: What do you call it when Harry Potter gets in an airplane?
A: A flying sorcerer.Q: When jumping out of a plane, if our chute doesn’t open, and the reserve doesn’t open, how long do you have until you hit the ground?
A: The rest of your life.Q: What is a fleet of helicopters called?
A: Hella-copters.Q: Do you know how the French came up with the word for helicopter?
A: “Hey, Look Up There!”
