Little Josie, a highly observant six-year-old, came skipping into the kitchen, a worried expression on her face:
“Mother, I’ve got a terrible stomach ache,” she complained, her small hands cradling her midsection.
Her mother looked down at her daughter with a gentle smile:
“That’s because your stomach is empty, dear,” she explained patiently. “You would feel much better if you had something in it.”
Josie considered her mother’s words, her brow furrowing in contemplation.
“I see,” she replied, her tone thoughtful. “Thank you for the advice, Mother.”
Later that afternoon, as the family gathered for dinner, Josie’s father (John) stumbled into the room, his face etched with discomfort.
“John, what on earth is the matter?” asked Josie’s mother to her husband.
John put his face in his hands in paint:
“Ugh, I’ve had the most dreadful headache all day,” he groaned, massaging his temples. “My head is so sore!”
Josie’s mother didn’t miss a beat:
“That’s because it’s empty, John. You’d feel much better if you had something in it.”
More Jokes about Husbands
Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?”
Husband: “I would love to, but I don’t even know her name!”
I asked my wife which she liked better, my face or my body?
She said: “Your sense of humor.”
“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward.”
My wife and I have decided we don’t want kids.
If you’re interested, please contact us immediately to arrange pick up.
Husbands are like lawn mowers. They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors and don’t work half the time!
I can remember when I got married and where I got married.
But for the life of me, I can’t remember why I got married.
Love is one long sweet dream … and marriage is the alarm clock.
Why do wives use twice as many words as their husbands?
Because they always have to repeat themselves.
My wife gave birth four times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I haven’t fit in my pants since February!
What do a wife and a grenade have in common?
They both leave you hurt when you pull off the ring.
