What do you Call? (Part VI)

potato head joke — Q: What do you call a man with gravy and potatoes on his head?

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Stew!

mischievous egg joke — Q: What do you call a mischievous egg?

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A practical yolker!

musical insect joke — Q: What do you call a musical insect?

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A humbug!

broken pencil joke — Q: What do you call a pencil that is broken?

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Pointless.

penguin joke — Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?

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Lost!

branch manager joke — Q: What do you call a person holding a briefcase and sitting in a tree?

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Branch manager.

sad cheese joke — Q: What do you call a piece of sad cheese?

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Blue cheese.

pig joke — Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?

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Pork chop!

joke about a pig — Q: What do you call a pig who can’t mind its own business?

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A nosey porker!

pineapple joke — Q: What do you call a pineapple that plays the trumpet?

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Tooty fruity!

race horse joke — Q: What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?

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A sherbet. (A sure-bet)

arts and crafts horse joke — Q: What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

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A hobby horse.

joke without a punchline — Q: What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What do you call the security guards outside the Samsung factory — Q: What do you call the security guards outside the Samsung factory?

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The Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the shoes that all spies wear — What do you call the shoes that all spies wear?

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Sneakers.

What do you call two birds in love — What do you call two birds in love?

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Tweethearts!

What do you call two octopuses that look exactly the same — What do you call two octopuses that look exactly the same?

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Itenticle.

What do you call two people who rob clothes shops — What do you call two people who rob clothes shops?

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A pair of knickers!

What do you call two spiders who just got married — What do you call two spiders who just got married?

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Newly-webs!

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