Q: What do you call a hammer bought on April 1st?
A: An April tool!
Q: What do you call a heap of kittens?
A: A meow-tain!
Q: What do you call a key that opens the door on Thanksgiving?
A: A turkey.
Q: What do you call a magic dog?
A: A Labracadabdoor!
Q: What do you call a magician on a plane?
A: A flying sorcerer.
Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack!
Q: What do you call a man with a toilet on his head?
A: John.
Q: What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of cars?
A: A car-toonist.
Q: What do you call someone who never passes gas in public?
A: A private tutor.
Q: What do you call something that goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An umbrella.
Q: What do you call something that runs but never gets anywhere?
A: A refrigerator.
Q: What do you call something that’s easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
A: Trouble.
Q: What do you call something you can serve, but never eat?
A: A volleyball.
Q: What do you call the best maze ever?
A: A-maze-ing!
Q: What do you call the daughter of a hamburger?
A: Patty.
Q: What do you call the lights on Noah’s Ark?
A: Flood lights.
Q: What do you do to get a robot mad?
A: Push all of its buttons.
Q: What does a triangle call a circle?
A: Pointless.
