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Two Marriage Jokes

Today’s new jokes are all about marriage!

#1 The Note on the Fridge

a man in golf attire reading a note on his fridge

An avid golfer comes home to an empty house on afternoon.

He calls out to see where his wife is:

“Honey, I’m home! Honey? Where are you?”

After pacing around the house, he decides to shrug it off and heads to the refrigerator to get a refreshment.

On the refrigerator door he finds a note. It reads:

“This isn’t working. I’m at my mother’s.”

The man suddenly gets very concerned and starts pacing around the kitchen, deep in thought. This could ruin his entire week!

Finally, he decides to try something.

So he opens the fridge and the fridge light turns on.

Suddenly, he’s filled with relief:

“Oh, thank goodness! The fridge is working fine!”

#2 The Parental Veto

two friends having a conversation at a park

A young man looking to get married is talking to his friend about the troubles he’s having finding a suitable wife.

He bemoans the fact he promised his parents the power of veto over any potential wife.

First, he brought home a lady who was an excellent cook, and his mother said:

“Her cooking is too good, it will be too much competition for me, I veto this choice.”

The second lady he took home was a Harvard University professor. The mother snorted, and said:

“No, she is far too smart for our family. Who do you think we are? I veto this choice, too.”

The third lady he took home was a gorgeous model. Surely, the mother would be happy for him that he’d found such a beautiful lady. But the mother retorted:

“No! She’s far too beautiful for you. You’ll never get any attention from anyone again as she’ll outshine you in all the social gatherings!”

The friend interrupted at this point in the story and said:

“Well, why don’t you bring home a woman who is just like your mother in every way? Then, she cannot object at all.”

The bachelor sighed, and responded:

“I tried that already,” he said, “and that one my father didn’t like.”

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