The following two jokes are about a talking horse named Bob and his local bar.
Joke #1 The Horse-Mathematician
It was a quiet evening at the dimly lit neighborhood bar when an unexpected customer trotted through the door.
All eyes turned to Bob, the majestic equine, as he approached the bartender, his hooves clicking against the hardwood floor.
“Excuse me, good sir,” Bob said, clearing his throat. “I find myself in need of your mathematical expertise.”
The bartender, momentarily taken aback by the talking horse, quickly regained his composure.
“Uh, sure, how can I help you?” he said, leaning against the counter.
The horse stood on its hind legs, propping its front hooves on the bar.
“If there is a triangle with three sides labeled x, y, and z, and x and z are perpendicular to each other, which side is the hypotenuse?”
The bartender furrowed his brow, mulling over the question. “Hmm, let me think about this,” he murmured, stroking his chin.
After a brief moment of contemplation, the bartender’s replied:
“Y, the long face.”
Joke #2 Bob asks for a Job
The next day, Bob returns to the bar, filled with confidence after his first successful outing.
This time, Bob approaches the manager:
“Excuse me, good sir,” he horse says, “are you hiring?”
The manager looks the horse up and down with amusement.
“This talking horse sure is fascinating!” he thinks.
The manager doesn’t have any jobs available, but he has a better idea for Bob:
“Sorry, pal. Why don’t you try the circus?”
Bob clatters his hooves in a mixture of frustration and confusion before responding:
“Why on earth would the circus need a bartender?”
