Two friends, Jane and Emma, were strolling home after a fun evening at their favorite local bar.
As they chatted and laughed about the night’s events, they suddenly felt the urgent need to pee.
With no restroom in sight and the urgency growing, they spotted a quiet cemetery nearby.
“This will have to do,” they thought, trying not to disturb the serene night.
Jane, in a bit of a bind, decided to sacrifice her underwear to clean up after relieving herself.
Emma, on the other hand, spotted a wreath left lovingly on a nearby grave and used that instead, thinking it was her only option.
The next evening, their husbands, Mike and Bob, found themselves at the same bar, enjoying a drink and discussing the peculiar events of the night before. Mike, looking concerned, leaned in and shared with Bob:
“You know, I’m a bit worried about Jane. She came home last night without her panties. It’s just not like her.”
Bob, sipping his drink, paused for a moment before responding with an even more bizarre tale:
“That’s nothing,” he said, “Emma came back with a note stuck in her panties that read:
“You were loved and will be missed by the entire fire department.'”
Both men sat there, puzzled and unsure what to make of their wives’ unusual adventures.
