Samantha was frustrated at her office colleagues. Sure, they were all enjoying a laugh. But, for her, the laughter had long since lost its mirth.
You see, once again, she was the target of yet another tiresome blonde joke.
Samantha was a brilliant marketing executive, her sharp wit and keen intellect belying the stereotype that so often followed her like an unwanted shadow.
But no matter how hard she worked or how many accolades she earned, there was always someone ready to reduce her to a punchline, their jests fueled by ignorance and lazy blonde stereotypes.
That evening, as Samantha sat in the solitude of her apartment, a fire ignited within her.
She was determined to prove, once and for all, that her intelligence extended far beyond the boundaries of her profession.
With a steely resolve, Samantha grabbed a reference book and began to meticulously memorize the US state capitals, one by one.
The following day, Samantha strode into the office with her head held high, her mind a veritable encyclopedia of geographical knowledge.
As if on cue, a familiar voice piped up from across the room, launching into yet another tired blonde joke.
But this time, Samantha was ready.
With an announcement that cut through the laughter like a knife, she declared:
“I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you all to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.”
A hush fell over the office as Samantha’s colleagues exchanged bewildered glances, unsure of how to respond to her bold proclamation.
Finally, one brave soul, a mischievous glint in his eye, stepped forward and issued a challenge.
“I don’t believe you,” he scoffed. “What is the capital of Nevada?”
Samantha’s lips curved into a confident smile as she delivered her response with surgical precision:
“Well, that’s easy. The Capital of Nevada is N.”
More Blonde Jokes
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Write “flip” on both sides of a sheet of paper.
Q: Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers for hours on end?
A: Because they say “concentrate.”
Q: How do you know if a blonde’s been using your computer?
A: You’ll find white-out all over the screen.
Q: How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?
A: Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says “lather, rinse, repeat.”
