Pete had been having marital problems, so he went to a shrink.
The shrink gave him some sage advice:
“It sounds like she’s lost her attraction to you. If you want her back, you’ll need to do something sexy to attract her.”
Pete went home with a plan. Fortunately, Pete lived on a farm, so he thought this task would be relatively easy.
He went down to his barn, put on some romantic music, and got to work.
Pete’s neighbor, Bob, heard the music, and decided to make his way across to the barn to see what all the fuss was about.
Pushing open the barn door, Bob was greeted by a sight that defied all logic: there, in the midst of the hay-strewn floor, stood Pete, his bare skin glistening with perspiration, engaged in an impromptu dance around his beloved John Deere tractor.
Taken aback by the bizarre spectacle unfolding before him, Bob couldn’t help but exclaim in bewilderment:
“What are you doing!”
At the sound of his friend’s voice, Pete halted his frenetic movements, reaching for a towel to cover his body.
Rapidly, Pete offered an explanation that only deepened the mystery:
“My wife has been ignoring me lately, so I talked to my psychiatrist, and he said I needed to do something sexy to a tractor.”
