Jake took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
The game was an intense back-and-forth battle between two fierce rivals. The players were laying it all on the line, crunching into each other with bone-jarring hits.
Jake watched with rapt attention, cheering wildly, while his Blonde girlfriend mostly looked on with a confused expression.
After the game, Jake could barely contain his excitement as they made their way to the parking lot.
“So? What did you think?” he asked his blonde girlfriend eagerly.
She nodded slowly. “Oh, I really liked it,” she said. “Especially the tight pants the players were wearing and all their big muscles.” She paused.
“But I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Jake’s brow furrowed as he tried to make sense of her statement. “What do you mean, 25 cents?”
“Well,” Amber began explaining, “They flipped a coin before the game started, and one team got it. Then for the whole rest of the game, all I kept hearing from the players and coaches was:
“Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!”
She threw her hands up in confusion.
“I’m like, hello? It’s only a quarter! Why are you going so crazy over just 25 cents?”