An Amish family decided to venture into the city on vacation to experience the wonders of the modern world.
As they entered an inner-city shopping mall, the father and son look upon an elevator, stunned at what is before their eyes.
They watched, mesmerized, as people stepped in and out of the doors.
“What sorcery is this?” The father muttered, his brow furrowed in confusion.
Just then, an elderly woman entered into the strange door, and it closed behind her.
The father and son held their breath as the doors closed, and a series of numbers began to light up above them.
Up the numbers went, one by one, until they reached the top, then back down again.
When the doors reopened, a stunningly beautiful young woman stepped out, her high heels clicking against the tiled floor.
The son blinked, his mouth agape. “But father, what manner of witchcraft is this?”
The father shook his head, an enormous grin spreading across his face.
“Never you mind, boy. Go fetch your mother!”