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12 Text Messages that Went Hilariously Wrong

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Person 1: If you are laughing, send me a smile. Person 1: If you are daydreaming, send me a dream. Person 1: If you are praying, send me a prayer. Person 1: If you are celebrating, send me a cheer. Person 2: I’m on the toilet. Please advise.
Person 1: Hey, thanks for babysitting tonight!! How did it go? Person 2: Actually, not too good. Person 1: Oh god, what did my kids do to you?? Ah, well Person 1: Josie looked through my phone and found out about my boyfriend so all night she was singing: Carla and Jonah sitting in the tree K I S S I N G... first comes love, then comes marraige, then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage!? first comes blame, then comes despair, 2 hearts broken beyond repair ... D I V O R C E Person 2: oh. my. god. Kids these days.
Person 1: Hey, thanks for babysitting tonight!! How did it go? Person 2: Actually, not too good. Person 1: Oh god, what did my kids do to you?? Ah, well Person 1: Josie looked through my phone and found out about my boyfriend so all night she was singing: Carla and Jonah sitting in the tree K I S S I N G… first comes love, then comes marraige, then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage!? first comes blame, then comes despair, 2 hearts broken beyond repair … D I V O R C E Person 2: oh. my. god. Kids these days.
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Person 1: What does IDK, LY, TTYL mean? Person 2: I don’t know love you talk to you later xx Person 1: What? Person 1: Ugh Person 1: Fine, I’ll ask Sarah.
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Person 1: What do yo uwant to do after you finish college? Person 2: Become a politician eventually… Person 1: Oh wow Person 1: Big dreams Person 1: What are you doing to get ther? Person 2: Nothing. Person 1: Sounds like you’re the perfect candidate then..
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Person 2: Mom I had the worst day at work 🙁
Person 1: LOL
Person 2: LOL? What the heck, mom? That’s so mean!
Person 1: LOL. Lots of love.
Person 2: Mom, that’s not what it means.
Person 2: It means laugh out loud.
Person 2: You just laughted at my terrible day.
Person 1: Oh. Sorry sweetie.
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Person 1: Hey, I found your friends’ phone Person 2: Whose phone? Person 1: The guy whoe name is at the top of your screen right now Person 1: Can you tell him I found his phone? Person 2: Sure. Person 2: Tom, someone’s found your phone.
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Person 1: Dad there’s a spider in the bathroom. Person 1: Dad plz help it’s gross and hairy! Person 1: Dad? Person 1: Dad did you get it? Person 1: Dad Person 2: Dad’s dead. You’re next. – Spider.
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Person 1: You up? Person 2: yes Person 1: You angry? Person 2: No why? Person 1: idk, the “yes” sounded angry
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Person 1: Hey I know we’ve only been dating a few weeks but I have an impulsive idea. Person 1: Will you mary me, Person 2: OMG!!! YES YES YES!!! Person 1: sam jess and tom should rent a cabin upstate for the weekend.
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Person 1: You want dinner? Person 2: Sure. What are my choices? Person 1: Yes or No.
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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who’s there? Person 1: Daisy Person 2: Ugh Person 2: Daisy who? Person 1: DAISY ME ROLLIN’ THEY HHATIN’ Person 2: Okay Dad.
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Person 1: Dad I’m hungry, what u got? Person 2: Hi hungry I’m dad. Person 1: Dad, food. Person 2: Check the fridge. Person 2: But knock first Person 1: What? Why? Person 2: You never know, there might be a salad dressing.

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