**26.****Did you hear about the farmer who counted 396 cows in his field?**When he rounded them up, he had 400.

**25.****Are monsters good at math?**Not unless you Count Dracula.

**24.****Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?**

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

**23.****Did you hear about the overeducated circle?**

It has 360 degrees!

**22.****Did you hear that old math teachers never die?**

They just lose some of their functions.

**21.****Have you heard the latest statistics joke?**Probably.

**20.****What do the moon and a dollar have in common?**

They both have four quarters.

**19.****What’s the warmest part of a room?**

The corner. It’s always 90 degrees!

**18.****How do you make seven even?**

Subtract the “S.”

**17.****How does a mathematician plow fields?**

With a pro-tractor.

**16.****I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig, I’ll even do statistics.**

But graphing is where I draw the line!

**15.****Did you hear about the math teacher with a piece of graph paper?**I think she was plotting something.

**14.****What are the three kinds of people in this world?**

Those who can count and those who can’t.

**13.****What 10 things can you always count on?**

Your fingers.

**12.****What did one math book say to the other?**

Don’t bother me. I’m full of problems!

**11.****What did the acorn say when it grew up?**

Ge-om-e-try! (Gee, I’m a tree!)

**10.****What did the algebra book say to the calculus book?**

“Stop deriving me crazy!”

**9.****What did the calculator say to the student?**You can always count on me.

**8.****What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?**

“Hex-a-gon.”

**7.****What did the triangle say to the circle?**

“You’re pointless.”

**6.****What did the zero say to the eight?**

Nice belt!

**5.****What do mathematicians do after a snowstorm?**

Make snow angles!

**4.****What do you call more than one L?**

A parallel.

**3.****What do you call people who like tractors?**

Protractors.

**2.****What do you get when you cross a calculator and a friend?**

Someone you can count on.

**1.****What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?**

Pi in the sky.