Rain Jokes
37.
Q: When does it rain coins?
A: When there is “change” in the weather.
36.
Q: What do you call a deer that loves being out in the rain?
A: A reindeer
35.
Q: What does a spy do when it’s raining?
A: He goes undercover.
34.
Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A: A rain of terror.
33.
Q: Why wasn’t the weatherman invited to 4th July?
A: They were afraid he’d rain on the parade.
32.
Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
31.
Q: Why do sailors eat shellfish before the rain arrives?
A: To enjoy the clam before the storm.
30.
Q: Why do cows huddle together in the rain?
A: To keep each udder dry.
29.
Q: What’s worse than raining buckets?
A: Hailing taxis!
28.
Q: What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Hail!
27.
Q: In which country does it rain sheep?
A: Bahrain.
26.
Q: What do you call two days of nonstop rain in Seattle?
A: The weekend.
25.
Q: How can you wrap a cloud?
A: with a rainbow.
24.
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An umbrella.
23.
Q: When is rain bad at archery?
A: When it just mists.
22.
Q: Why does a momma kangaroo hate the rain?
A: Because on those days the kids have to play inside.
21.
Q: What two raindrips say to the third raindrop?
A: Two is company, and three’s a cloud.
20.
Q: Why was the weatherman so stressed?
A: Because it’s a high pressure job.
19.
Q: Why do ghosts dislike rain?
It dampens the spirit.
18.
Q: Why are clouds so wealthy?
A: Because they can make it rain.
17.
Q: What do you call a baby owl in the rain?
A: A moist owlette
16.
A: What’s the difference between rain and climate?
A: You can’t rain a tree, but you can climate.
15.
Q: What do you call a wet zombie?
A: Rain-dead!
14.
Q: Why was the sky so upset when the rainclouds left?
A: It had the blues.
13.
Q: Why did the woman open her purse in the park?
A: The weatherman told her to expect change in the weather.
12.
Q: What’s the difference between a stormy day and a lion with a thorn in its paw?
A: A stormy day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
11.
Q: What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road?
A: Oh Grate.
10.
Q: Why do you have to act quickly during a flood?
A: Because it’s an emergent sea.
9.
Q: Why did the raincoat go to the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling under the weather!
8.
Q: How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones.
7.
Q: What do you call a deer that loves being out in the rain?
A: A reindeer
6.
Q: Why do people think it rains money?
A: It just makes cents.
5.
Q: What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold?
A: “You’ll be the end of me.”
4.
Q: When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
A: When it’s not raining.
3.
Q: What do you call a big grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A: A drizzly grizzly.
2.
Q: How does one raindrop ask another out?
A: “Water you doing tonight?”
1.
Q: Why do you need to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs outside?
A: Because you might step in a poodle!