16.
Q: What types of shoes do penguins wear?
A: Slippers
15.
Q: What type of animal is a penguin?
A: A brrrr-d!
14.
Q: Why do you rarely see penguins in the UK?
A: Because they’re scared of Wales!
13.
Q: How does a Penguin fix his house?
Igloos it together!
12.
Q: Where does a Penguin go to deposit its money?
A: To the snow bank
11.
Q: How do penguins make burgers?
A: With their flippers!
10.
Q: How do you get in touch with a penguin?
A: Give them a wing!
9.
Q: Why aren’t polar bears and penguins friends?
A: Because they are polar opposites!
8.
Q: What is a penguin’s favourite type of lettuce?
A: Iceberg!
7.
Q: What do you call a penguin who lost his eye?
A: A Pengun!
6.
Q: What does a penguin waiter say to their customers?
A: “Waddle it be?”
5.
Q:What do penguins eat for lunch?
A: Ice-burgers!
4.
Q: Why did the penguin skip his wedding?
A: He got cold feet!
3.
Q: What do you call it when a Penguin gets the gold medal?
A: A peng-win
2.
Q: How do a group of penguins make a decision?
A: They Flipper coin!
1.
Q: What’s black and white, black and white, black and white?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill!
