Jokes about Owls:
32.
Did you hear about the three owl musketeers?
Owl for one and one for owl.
31.
What do you call an owl who’s been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
30.
What is an Owl’s favorite Beatles song?
Owl you need is love.
29.
Why did the Owl invite his friends over?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
28.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Nope. Owl go who. Car go beep beep.
27.
What do you call a baby owl swimming?
A moist-owlette.
26.
When does an owl go, “Moooooo!”
When it’s learning a new language.
25.
What is an Owl’s favorite TV show?
Doctor Hoo.
24.
What do you call an owl with a low voice?
A growl!
23.
What do you get if you cross an owl with a skunk?
A bird that smells, but doesn’t give a hoot.
22.
What did the vet say to the bird who couldn’t stop hooting?
“I think you have a bad case of irritable owl syndrome”.
21.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
Owls it going in there!
20.
What did the owl say to the stand-up comedian?
Owl bet you’re a hoot.
19.
My friend and I dressed as the iconic Peruvian owls for Halloween.
We were Inca hoots.
18.
What did the mother Owl say to her baby to calm it down?
Everything is going to be Owlright.
17.
Did you hear about the owl that picked a fight with every other bird he met?
He was owl up in their grill.
16.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
15.
What did the maths teacher say to the ow as he left class for the day?
“Make sure you do your owl-gebra homework”.
14.
What did the owl say when they were playing texas hold’em poker?
I’m owl in.
13.
What did the owl say when he walked out of the Terminator movie?
Owl be back.
12.
Why do owls love to go out every night?
They love to party owl the time.
11.
Where are all the convict owls sent?
Owlcatraz.
10.
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
9.
What is an owl’s favorite board game?
Guess Who?
8.
What’s the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
One’s awake in the night, the other’s a wake in the day!
7.
Why did the priest buy an owl?
Because it’s a bird of prey.
6.
What type of books do owls like to read?
Hooo-dunnits!
5.
A couple of owls were playing pool. One says to the other “that’s 2 hits”.
The other replies “2 hits to who”
4.
What soft drink do owls love the most?
Hoot beer.
3.
What did the mother owl say to her baby when he complained about breakfast?
I don’t give a hoot
2.
What kind of owl is able to do the dishes?
A teatowl.
1.
Why didn’t the owl ever prepare for his speeches?
He loved winging it.