There are three friends named Mad, Brain, and Fight.
One day during a game of hide and seek, Fight went missing. He went into hiding and never returned!
Mad and Brain started searching for him.
But after several hours, Brain sighed:
“Mad, he must be in real trouble. We should file a missing person report with the police.”
So, they headed off to the police station.
But when they were about to walk into the police station, Brain got cold feet.
So, he said:
“Mad, you go and make the report. I will wait for you here.”
Mad said, “Okay.”
Mad walked into the police station and stood right in the middle of the waiting area. But no police officers paid any attention to him at all.
So, he walked up to a policeman drinking a cup of coffee.
Mad, living up to his name, stormed up to the policeman and smacked the table.
The cup of coffee flew in the air, splashing coffee all over the officer’s lap.
Angry, the policeman asked:
“What the heck! Are you looking for a Fight?”
Mad replied:
“As a matter of fact, I am.”
The policeman shook his head, shocked at the attitude of the kid.
He composed himself in time to ask another question:
“Are you mad?”
Mad, matter-of-factly, replied:
“Yes! I am Mad!”
The policeman, even more alarmed than before, continued with his line of questioning:
“Don’t you have a brain, kid?”
Mad, exhasperated, replied:
“I’m afraid not. I’ve left Brain outside, sir.”
