Rhetorical Questions
“Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.”
Lifesavers Inventor
“Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!”
The Book of Mazes
“I’m reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it.”
Holding onto Life
“I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.”
The Moving Frisbee
“I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.”
The Car Park Robbery
“I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.”
Peaceful Death
“I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
The Dyslexic
“When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.”
