12.
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry.
11.
Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?
The teacher told them not to use tables.
10.
Why did the teacher write on the window?
Because she wanted the lesson to be clear!
9.
How is an English teacher like a judge?
They both give out sentences!
8.
How do you fix a broken teacher?
With glue sticks!
7.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
6.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Lots of blood tests!
5.
Why did the history teacher go to the beach?
To catch some waves from the past!
4.
Why did the scarecrow become a teacher?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
3.
What’s a teacher’s favorite type of music?
Class-ical!
2.
Q: What does a Math Teacher climb for fun?
A: Geome-tree!
1.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in New York?
Times Square.
