24.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in schools!
23.
Why was the computer cold in class?
It left its Windows open.
22.
Why didn’t the banana go to school?
It wasn’t peeling well!
21.
Why doesn’t the sun have to go to school?
It’s bright enough!
20.
Did you hear about the kid-napping at school?
It’s ok, he woke up!
19.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?
Time to run!
18.
Why was the geometry class always tired?
Because they were all out of shape.
17.
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
16.
Q: Why was school easier for cave people?
A: Because there was no history to study!
15.
Q: hat do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A: Lots of blood tests!
14.
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore?
A: Because they make up everything!
13.
Q: Why did the M&M go to school?
A: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
12.
Q: Why did Thomas eat his homework?
A: Because he didn’t have a dog.
11.
What kind of school do you go to if you’re a giant?
High school.
10.
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.
9.
Q: What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school?
A: Pop quizzes!
8.
What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?
Sundae school.
7.
Q: Why do magicians do so well in school?
A: They’re good at trick questions.
6.
What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?
Boarding school.
5.
Q: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
4.
Q: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
A: She had bright students!
3.
Q: What’s the king of all school supplies?
A: The ruler.
2.
Q: What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?
A: He has only one pupil.
1.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys, who?
Gladys the weekend—no homework!
