Jokes about Hawaii
12.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
11.
Q: What do you get when you cross a hula hoop and a boxer?
A: Hawaiian Punch.
10.
I knew a guy from Hawaii who had a weird laugh.
Some describe it as a cackle, but I always thought it was more of a low ha.
9.
Q: What’s the scariest day on the Hawaiian calendar?
A: Hula-ween.
8.
Q: Did you hear about the Hawaiian geologist who died?
A: Apparently, she fell head over heels in lava
7.
Q: Why are Hawaiian marriages so happy?
A: All they do is make lava.
6.
What did Godzilla say after he devoured Hawaii?
“I want Samoa!”
5.
Q: What do you call a Hawaiian murder mystery?
A: A Hula-Dunnit.
4.
Q: What happens when blondes move from California to Hawaii?
A: Both states become smarter!
3.
How exactly do you get from California to Hawaii?
By crossing the specific ocean.
2.
What does a Hawaiian say when they get hurt?
Maui!
1.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, how are you?
