Jokes about Food
21.
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you’re eating a watermelon.
20.
When is eating just like school?
When you have three or four courses.
19.
When potatoes have babies, what are they called?
Tater tots.
18.
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
17.
Which type of vegetable tries to be cool, but is only partly successful at it?
The radish.
16.
Why couldn’t the hamburger stop making jokes?
He was on a roll!
15.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well.
14.
Why did the pod excuse itself from the dinner table?
It had to pea!
13.
Why did the student eat her exam?
The teacher told her it was a piece of cake!
12.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
It had a leek.
11.
Why didn’t the gardener get around to planting an herb garden?
They couldn’t find the thyme!
10.
Why do melons prefer weddings?
They cantaloupe!
9.
Why do the French like to eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
8.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn have ears.
7.
Boy, I just got hit in the head with a soda.
I was lucky it was a soft drink.
6.
Did you hear about the carrot detective?
He got to the root of every case.
5.
Did you hear how they caught the great produce bandit?
He stopped to take a leek.
4.
Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
I’m not telling you. You might spread it!
3.
Did you hear the one about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
They say he made a mint.
2.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
It was an Oscar wiener.
1.
What do vegetables always order on their pizza?
Pepperoni (pepper-only).
