30.
Q: How do you get down off a horse?
A: You don’t — you get down off a duck.
29.
Q: What did the doctor tell the duck?
A: Congrats, you have a clean bill of health!
28.
Q: What do you call a duck that breaks into people’s houses?
A: A robber ducky!
27.
Q: Why don’t ducks like reading directions?
A: They prefer to wing it.
26.
Q: What’d the duck say when he dropped his plate?
A: “I hope I didn’t quack it!”
25.
Q: Where do tough ducks come from?
A: Hard-boiled eggs.
24.
Q: What time do ducks get up?
A: The quack of dawn.
23.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because he saw the chicken do it.
22.
Q: What’s a duck’s favorite ballet?
A: The Nutquacker!
21.
Q: Why do ducks never grow up?
A: Because they grow down.
20.
Q: Why did the duckling almost fall on the sidewalk?
A: She tripped on a quack.
19.
Q: Why did the duck go to the bank?
A: She was out of bills.
18.
Q: What do ducks carry their school books in?
A: Quack-packs!
17.
Q: Why do ducks quack?
A: Because they can’t moo.
16.
Q: What do ducks use to fix things around their house?
A: Duck tape!
15.
Q: What did the cow tell the duck when she heard she won the lottery?
A: “You lucky duck!”
14.
Q: What’s a duck’s favorite taco topping?
A: Quackamole!
13.
Q: What do you call a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker.
12.
Q: Why do ducks lay eggs?
A: Because if they dropped them, they would break.
11.
Q: What kind of eggs do bad ducks lay?
A: Deviled eggs.
10.
Q: What do you call it when it’s raining ducks?
A: Fowl weather.
9.
Q: Why did the duck get a second job?
A:He had too many bills.
8.
Q: Why are ducks great detectives?
A: Because they always quack the case.
7.
Q: Why did the teenage duck get grounded?
A: He used fowl language.
6.
Q: What do ducks say when things get thrown at them?
A: Duck!
5.
Q: What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?
A: Firequackers.
4.
Q: Why did the duck get detention?
A: He couldn’t stop quackin’ jokes in class.
3.
Q: What’s a duck’s favorite ballet?
A: The Nut-quacker!
2.
Q: What has fangs and webbed feet?
A: Count Duckula!
1.
Q: What happens if a duck with hiccups lays eggs?
A: It lays scrambled eggs.
