Q: What kind of bees are the smartest? A: Spelling bees.
Jokes About Bees and Beekeepers
Q: What do they call a bee that talks too much? A: Blabb-beeQ: What should you say to a nosey bee?
A: Mind your own buzziness!Q: What goes zzub-zzub when it travels?
A: A bee flying backwards.Q: Why did the bee want to use the payphone? A: To say hi to their honey.Q: What do the bee use to style her hair? A: A honey comb!Q: Why did the unionized bees go on strike?
A: They demanded more honey and shorter working flowers.Q: What did the bees do after their wedding?
A: They went on a honeymoon.Q: Why didn’t the beekeeper pay for his bees?
A: They were freebies.Q: Why was the bee so hard to understand?
A: It was a mumble bee.Q: What is small, black and yellow, and clumsy? A: A fumble bee.Q: What bee went into space?
A: Buzz Aldrin.Q: Why do bees make such good dentists
A: They are great at pollen teeth!
Funny Bee Jokes
Q: Did you hear about the boring beekeeper?
A: He droned on and on!Q: What do you call a bee who has returned from the dead?
A: A Zom-beeQ: What grades did the students get on their beekeeping project?
A: Mostly Bees.Q: What do bees like with their sushi?
A: Wasa-bee!Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hey, bud!Q: What happened when the bee phoned home?
A: She got a buzzy signal.Q: What do bees do when they want a second chance?
A: They go to plan bee.Q: What’s another name for a wasp?
A: A wanna-bee.Q: Where does a bee keep its cash and valuables?
A: In a honey box.Q: What did the bee write on his Valentine’s day card?
A: Honey Bee Mine.Q: Where does a bee keep its old hives?
A: In a wax museum.Q: What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A: A maybe.Q: What does a bee take along when it’s out in the rain?
A: A little yellow jacket.Q: What is the healthiest bee in the swarm?
A: Vitamin Bee.Q: Where do bees catch a bus?
A: A buzz stop!
Bee Jokes for Kids
Q: What did the bee say to the wasp about the 100° heat? A: ‘Swarm out, isn’t it?Q: What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A: A USB.Q: Why do bees hum?
A: They don’t know the words.Q: Where did Noah keep his bees?
A: In the ark hives.Q: Why are bees good at job interviews?
A: Because they know all of the buzz-words.Q: Which singers do bees love?
A: Sting, Bee-yonce and the Bee Gees.Q: What do you do with a sick wasp?
A: Take it to a waspital.Q: What do you call a bee with messy hair?
A: A Frizz-bee.Q: What do you call a bee that’s been put under a spell?
A: He’s been bee-witched!Q: Which sport do bees like the most?
A: Rug-bee.Q: What do you call a bee that falls down a hill?
A: A stumble bee.Q: What do bees say when they get home from work?
A: Hi honey, I’m home!Q: What do bees do with their honey?
A: They cell it.Q: Why did the bee go to the dermatologist?
A: It had hives.Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow, and is 5,000 feet underwater?
A: A bee in a submarine.Q: What type of gum do bumblebees chew?
A: Bumble gum!Q: What’s black and yellow and flies at 20,000 feet?
A: A bee on an airplane.