Jokes about Australia
12.
Q: What do you call a kangaroo with a high IQ?
A: A quantum leap.
11.
Q: When is a bear not a bear?
A: When he doesn’t have the right koalifications.
10.
Q: Why did the wombat decide to cross over the road?
A: To see his flatmate
9.
An Aussie walks into the bar the other night wearing one flip flop. One patron asks him “What happened mate? Did you lose a flip flop?”
The guy replies, “Nah mate, I found one!”.
8.
I met a bloke from Australia who worked in I.T.
I asked him “Do you come from a LAN down under?”
7.
Did you hear about the two baked beans that hitchhiked around Australia?
They ended up in Cairns.​
6.
I just watched an Aussie cooking show and the audience cheered when the chef made meringue.
I was surprised… Usually Aussies boo meringue.
5.
Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their children play inside.
4.
What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
One less drunk at the funeral
3.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
2.
What did the Australian do after raking the leaves?
He fell out of the tree
1.
What kind of music do kangaroos listen to?
Hip Hop