Flower Jokes
21.
Q: How did the flower pass its driving test?
A: “It ‘rose’ to the occasion!
20.
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: Because a B comes after it!
19.
Q: When is it impossible to plant flowers?
A: When you haven’t botany.
18.
Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
A: He has a green thumb.
17.
Q: What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A: A power plant!
16.
Q: What is a flower’s favorite kind of pickle?
A: A daffo-dill.
15.
Q: What type of flower do you plant in the dark?
A light bulb.
14.
Q: Why do you call a clumsy flower?
A: A Whoopsi-Daisy.
13.
Q: What did the rose say to the bee when it made a joke?
A: Are you pollen my leg!
12.
Q: What did the seed say to the flower?
A: OK, bloomer!
11.
Q: Why couldn’t the little flower ride a bike?
A: It didn’t have any petals.
10.
Q: What’s the best flower for a boy to give on Mother’s Day?
A: A son-flower.
9.
Q: Why did the rose refuse to go to the party?
A: It didn’t want to get caught in a thorny situation!
8.
Q: How is a flower like the letter A?
A: They’re both always followed by a bee.
7.
Q: Where do flowers sleep at night?
A: In their flowerbed.
6.
Q: How do brand-new spring flowers greet each other?
A: “Hey, bud!”
5.
Q: Did you hear about the flower who went on a date with another flower?
A: It’s a budding romance.
4.
Q: How do sunflowers stay so positive?
A: They always look on the sunny side!
3.
Q: Did you hear about the flower bouquet that was selected for the wedding?
A: It rose to the occasion!
2.
Q: Why are spring flowers so popular?
A: They always have new buds.
1.
Q: Should I plant flowers in April?
A: May as well!
