15.
Q: What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole?
A: Hot cross bunnies.
14.
Q: What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backward?
A: A receding hare-line.
13.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny hired for the job?
A: He had the most eggs-perience.
12.
Q: What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A: Nice gnawing you.
11.
Q: What is the Easter bunny’s favorite music?
A: Hip-hop.
10.
Q: What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
A: 14 Carrot Gold
9.
Q: What proof is there that carrots are good for the eyes?
A: You don’t see rabbits wearing eyeglasses.
8.
Q: What do you call a mischievous egg?
A: A practical yolker.
7.
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny.
6.
Q: What did the Easter egg say when the Easter Bunny told a joke?
A: You crack me up.
5.
Q: Where did the Easter Bunny go for a new tail?
A: To a retail store.
4.
Q: What game does the Easter Bunny like to play at the park?
A: Hopscotch.
3.
Q: What do you call a bunny with money?
A: A millionhare.
2.
Q: Where does Christmas come before Easter?
A: The dictionary!
1.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
A: Eggs-ercise.
