Dinosaur Jokes
22.
Q: How do you ask a dinosaur in for a cuppa?
A: Tea, Rex?
21.
Q: What did the dinosaur put on her steak?
A: Dinosauce
20.
Q: Why does a Brontosaurus have a long neck?
A: Because its feet smell!
19.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a firework?
A: Dinomite!
18.
Q: What does a triceratops sit on?
A: Its tricera-bottom.
17.
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch?
A: Strawberry jam!
16.
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
15.
Q: What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their bathrooms?
A: Rep-tiles
14.
Q: What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
A: Lazy bones
13.
Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A: Jurassic pork!
12.
Q: How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
A: The door won’t shut!
11.
Q: What is the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
A: Pray that it doesn’t see you.
10.
Q: Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
A: Because he could really spike the ball!
9.
Q: What’s the nickname for the guy who put his right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty
8.
Q: Why can’t the T-rex clap its hands?
A: Because it’s extinct!
7.
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A: A dino-score
6.
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!
5.
Q: What did the dinosaur use to build his house?
A: A dino-saw
4.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus
3.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: To eat the chickens on the other side.
2.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try-try-try-ceratops!
1.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A: A blast from the past!
