Q: Why couldn’t the sailor learn the alphabet?
A: Because he got stuck at sea!
Q: What do you call a funny mountain?
A: Hill-arious.
Q: What did one wall say to the other?
A: I’ll meet you at the corner.
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
A: They work on many levels.
Q: What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!
Q: What did one hat say to the other?
A: You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?
A parrot.
Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
A: Because the “P” is silent.
