The Seafood Diet
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
The Anti-Gravity Book
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Scientists on Stairs
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something!
The History of Glue
I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to stick with it.
The Unstable Bicycle
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
The History of Teleportation
I’m reading a book on the history of teleportation. It’s bound to take off!
The Alphabet Friends
I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
The Flamingo
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
Camo Pants
I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.
Failing at Math
I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.
