Cheese Jokes
13.
What do you call cheese that is sad?
Blue cheese.
12.
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese.
11.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese?
Looking sharp!
10.
When shouldn’t you believe what the cheese is saying?
When it’s too Gouda be true!
9.
What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?
“You’re looking Gouda today!”
8.
What happened when the in the cheese factory during a heat wave?
There was a meltdown!
7.
What is cheese without a cracker?
Crackalackin!
6.
Why did Lewis Hamilton have a lifetime’s supply of cheese?
Because he won the Grand Brie!
5.
What is the cheese’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
4.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite genre of music?
R n’ Brie.
3.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
2.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
1.
How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese?
Use Moatzarella.
