Q: Do you want to hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Q: Why are cats good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!
Jokes about Cats
Q: What is smarter than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: Why did the cat get pulled over by the police?
A: Because it littered.
Q: Why was the cat so agitated?
A: He was in a bad mewd.
Q: Why are cats better than babies?
A: Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
Q: Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.
Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
A: I’m paw!
Q: What sports do cats play?
A: Hairball.
Q: How do cats get over a fight?
A: They hiss and make up.
Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?
A: Chairman Miaow.
Q: What did the alien say to the cat?
A: “Take me to your litter.”
Q: Why do cats make terrible storytellers?
A: They only have one tail.
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite button on the TV remote?
A: Paws.
Q: Did you hear about the cat who drank five bowls of water?
A: He set a new lap record.
Q: Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
A: The retail store!
Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
A: To keep an eye on the mouse!
Q: What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool?
A: The “whisker”.
Q: Have you ever seen a catfish?
A: No. How do they hold the rod and reel?
Q: What is a cat’s way of keeping law and order?
A: Claw Enforcement.
Q: What kind of car does a cat drive?
A: A Furrari!
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
A: A meowtain!
Q: Why don’t cats like online shopping?
A: They prefer a cat-alogue.
Q: What do you call a cat who loves to bowl?
A: An alley cat!
Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
A: Because of its bark!
Q: What do you call a cat that can pick locks?
A: A cat burglar.
