21.
What kind of jewelry should you give to someone on April 1?
April Jewels, of course!
20.
Which day of the year do monkeys love the most?
The first of Ape-ril!
19.
What did the tree say when April finally arrived?
What a re-leaf.
18.
Do you know about April 1?
You should be fooly aware of it!
17.
Why was the donkey annoying his coworker?
Because it was April Mules’ Day!
16.
What did the hammer say to the wrench on April 1?
April Tool’s Day!
15.
What did the ghost say on April 1?
April Ghoul’s Day!
14.
What’s the difference between Christmas and April 1st?
One’s all about yule and the other is all about fools.
13.
What did the lifeguard say on April 1?
April Pools’ Day!
12.
What did Elvis say on April 1?
Prank you, prank you very much.
11.
What is a stepladder’s favorite day of the year?
April Stools’ Day!
10.
Which animal loves April Fools’ Day the most?
A silly goose!
9.
How do you start a tough conversation on April 1?
“If I may speak prankly…”
8.
What do you call Frank Sinatra on April 1?
Prank Sinatra!
7.
What did the donkey say on April 1st?
Happy April Mule’s Day!
6.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
Because they just finished a 31-day March.
5.
Why do hard-boiled eggs love April Fools Day?
They enjoy practical yolks.
4.
Why don’t eggs tell April Fools’ jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
3.
What kind of rabbit tells April Fools’ jokes?
A funny bunny.
2.
Can February March?
No, but April May.
1.
Did you hear the story about the guy who switched the labels on the pumps at the gas station?
It was an April Fuels’ joke.
