A boy and girl were having a conversation in the playground. The boy turned to the girl and posed a puzzling question:
“Hey, what’s the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?”
The girl furrowed her brow in contemplation for a long moment before admitting her lack of knowledge with a simple, “I don’t know.”
Seizing the opportunity, the boy’s grin widened as he delivered the punchline with a flourish:
“You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna!”
The girl thought about it for a moment. He’d explained the tuna and piano parts, but what of the pot of glue.
So, she asked:
“What about the pot of glue?”
The boy grinned with glee. She’d walked into his trap.
He leaned in closer, his voice laced with triumph, throwing out the true punchline of the joke:
“I knew you’d get stuck there!”
